United States
Pinescented urinal
They've thought of everything
Automatic flush
when motion is detected
Spontaneous faucets
Instant hand dryers
Mexican floor
stained and pitted by overflow
and by feet that softly
shuffle in relief
Sun-baked tiles
glazed for long ordeal
with well-worn heel
Courtesy of Canada
a scribble on the wall
A script of wit and truth
Amuses and distracts
Keeps eyes out of trouble
Angers the hypocrites
whose crap actually does stink
Arctic circle white
flourescent lights
easily shattered
by overzealous youth
in orgiastic frenzy
at play with projectiles
Plunged into darkness
North America
Men's room logic
Potent sewer sense
that will not drain away
The pipe has clogged
The Roman's fate returns
Hurray for atomic sani-flush
c) C.Butler 2000
